Steak!

You know what I hate?  I hate when I have a steak that I'm enjoying thoroughly, and then suddenly, I come upon a piece of fat then another, then another.  Next thing I know, I'm finished with my steak, but I've only eaten just a couple bites.  A great steak is when you can cut it with just your fork alone, it's that tender.  A fAnTaStIc steak is when it has absolutely no fat!  Dear Steak, next time I eat you, please be less fatty!
-dEsi!